Jabot

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A loud shout you yell when you show up somewhere, usually the office, just to annoy everyone. It’s like a middle finger in the form of a sound. People hate it and usually reply with their own shout to make you feel like a fool.
'JABOT!' I yelled as I walked into the office at 8:01 AM. The whole team groaned and shouted back, 'WE HEAR YOU!'
My boss yelled 'JABOT!' in the middle of a meeting. Everyone laughed and I got a warning.
I did a 'JABOT' in the break room and my coworker yelled 'JABOT BACK!' and spilled coffee on me.
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When you mess with someone so bad they don’t know what hit them. It’s like giving them a slap in the face with a banana peel and a middle finger.
He tricked me into believing the printer was out of paper, then I found out it was just full of confetti. Classic JABOT.
She told me the meeting was canceled, but it wasn’t. I walked in and everyone laughed. Total JABOT.
He said the coffee was free, but it was just really cheap. I got JABOTed.
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