Jabory

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Jabory is a tall, skinny, weird German rat who acts like he’s smart but is actually a total idiot. He’s the kind of guy who talks nonsense and thinks he’s the king of everything.
Jabory tried to explain quantum physics to me like it was a TikTok trend.
He said he could beat a dragon with just a spoon and a dream.
He told me he was the best at chess because he once won against his dog.
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Jabory is a total legend. He’s kind, strong, and never backs down. He’s the type of guy who’d punch a wall to help you pass a test.
He stayed up all night to help me study for my math test.
He drove three hours to pick me up when I got grounded.
He told my teacher to go to hell when she failed me on purpose.
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Jabory gets so horny he’ll do anything. He once called a pizza place just to see if the girl was hot, and he made the whole crew show up just to check.
He called Domino’s at 2 a. m. just to see if the girl was hot.
He said he’d eat a whole pizza if the girl said yes.
He asked the girl if she had a boyfriend just to make the whole place laugh.
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Jabory is a total wimp. He acts tough but runs like a chicken when he’s alone. He’s ugly, has no girlfriend, and just rides other people’s meat.
He ran away when I challenged him to a fight in the hallway.
He said he was too tired to fight me even though he just woke up.
He asked me to do his homework because he was too lazy to think.
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