Jaborwalky

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When you walk and talk at the same time like you're trying to impress someone while also being too lazy to stop moving.

Walking into the kitchen while yelling at your mom about how your math test was easy.

Strolling down the hallway while ranting about how your crush is the worst.

Walking to the bus stop while talking to your friend about how your lunch was the best ever.

A bunch of random stuff that happens all at once like your brain is broken and it’s making you say nonsense.

Your brain randomly says ‘pizza’ while you’re doing homework about the solar system.

You’re eating cereal and suddenly start talking about dinosaurs like it’s the 80s.

You text your friend ‘bro’ and then add ‘why is the sky blue’ like it’s a question from the universe.

When you do a weird sexual position with a gerbil like you’re trying to make it your pet and also your lover.

You put the gerbil on your face and start wiggling like it’s a dance-off.

You try to do a handstand with the gerbil and it runs away.

You hold the gerbil like it’s a phone and talk to it like it’s your best friend.