Jaborted

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When the doctor decides to murder the jabaitees baby in the most brutal way possible, like it's a bad episode of their favorite show.

The doctor said, 'This baby's gonna die, and it's gonna be quick and messy.'

They did a jaborted on my cousin and she didn't even know until she was on the floor.

My mom got jaborted and said, 'I'm gonna kill that doctor next time I see him.'

A fancy word for when the doctor dumps the jabaitees baby out the window like it's trash and they’re doing it for fun.

The doctor said, 'This baby’s gonna end up in the trash can with my coffee.'

They jaborted my dog’s baby and now it’s living on the street.

I got jaborted and said, 'I’m gonna come back as a ghost and haunt that hospital.'

The doctor’s way of saying 'you're not good enough for a real baby' and then throwing the jabaitees baby out the back like it's a broken toaster.

The doctor said, 'This baby’s not worth saving, it's just a broken toaster.'

They jaborted my sister's baby and now she's crying in the hallway.

I got jaborted and now I'm the biggest embarrassment in the hospital.

When the doctor decides to kill the jabaitees baby in the most lazy way possible, like it's just a bad decision.

The doctor said, 'This baby’s not worth the trouble.'

They jaborted my friend's baby because it was 'too much work.'

I got jaborted and now I'm the most famous dead baby in the city.

The doctor doing the jabaitees baby a favor by killing it before it can suffer, like it's a mercy kill.

The doctor said, 'This baby's gonna die anyway, might as well make it quick.'

They jaborted my neighbor's baby and now it's in heaven.

I got jaborted and now I'm the best baby in the afterlife.

When the doctor decides to murder the jabaitees baby because it's not cute enough to be alive.

The doctor said, 'This baby's face is too ugly to be alive.'

They jaborted my brother's baby because it was 'not cute enough.'

I got jaborted and now I'm the ugliest baby in the underworld.