Jaboozie

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When you soak in a jacuzzi while drinking like a drunk man, and you’re too wasted to care if you’re getting it on with someone or just getting a quickie from a stranger
I came to the jacuzzi to chill, ended up getting a hand job from a guy I didn’t even know.
Drank so much in the jacuzzi, I thought I was in a pool full of beer.
Jacuzzi and whiskey equals my version of heaven.
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When you’re too manly to be sad about failing at seducing women, so you just bond with your bros over shots and beer
We all failed at getting girls, so we just drank and talked about our failures like real men.
After a night of total failure, we just drank and laughed about it like we were winning.
Bro bonding over beer and failed flirting is the best kind of bonding.
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