Jabooty Butt

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A guy named Josh who is obsessed with butts and gets hard whenever Rachel walks by. He acts like a total idiot whenever she looks at him.
Josh: "I saw Rachel today and I got a hard on in math class."
Rachel: "Josh, why are you staring at me?" Josh: "Because I'm a butt lover."
Josh texted me: "Rachel looked at me. I now have a boner."
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Josh is a guy who can't stop thinking about butts. Rachel makes him go crazy every time she shows up.
Josh: "Rachel walked in, and I couldn't focus on my homework."
Josh saw Rachel and said, "I'm gonna have to leave class."
Josh: "Rachel, you're the reason I have a boner."
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Josh is a butt-hungry guy who gets turned on by Rachel anywhere, anytime, and doesn't care who sees it.
Josh: "I saw Rachel in the cafeteria and I got a boner."
Josh texted me: "Rachel said hi. Now I'm hard."
Josh: "Rachel looked at me, and I couldn't stop staring."
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Josh is a butt-loving guy who gets a boner every time Rachel walks by. He acts like a total loser when he sees her.
Josh: "I saw Rachel in the hallway. I got a boner."
Josh texted me: "Rachel said hi, and I got hard."
Josh: "Rachel looked at me. I acted like an idiot."
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Josh is a guy who can't stop looking at butts. Rachel makes him go nuts every time she shows up.
Josh: "Rachel came in, and I couldn't stop looking at her."
Josh: "I saw Rachel in the lunchroom. I got a boner."
Josh texted me: "Rachel smiled at me, and I got hard."
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Josh is a total butt-head who gets turned on by Rachel all day long. He acts like a fool whenever he sees her.
Josh: "I saw Rachel at lunch and got a boner."
Josh texted me: "Rachel walked by me, and I got hard."
Josh: "Rachel looked at me, and I acted like a fool."
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