Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cursed creature that makes movies so bad they make your brain bleed and your soul scream.

I watched that movie and now I can't stop seeing spiders.

My dog cried after that film. I had to take him to the vet.

That movie was so bad, my mom started talking to the ceiling.

2

A demon that turns good scripts into garbage and makes actors look like they're doing homework.

That actor looked like he was trying to figure out what day it was.

The script was so bad, I could've written it in my sleep.

They made a superhero movie that was more boring than my math class.

3

A magical monster that takes over directors and makes them think bad ideas are good.

That director thought a dancing potato was a good idea.

He made a movie about a robot that talks in riddles. No one gets it.

The director thought a cat fighting a laser was the best thing ever.

4

A cursed thing that makes movies so bad, they make you want to burn the screen.

That movie made my brother throw up. Twice.

I watched it and now I hate Mondays.

After that film, I had to take a nap and a shower.

5

A spirit that haunts movie sets and turns good ideas into garbage.

That movie was like my lunch. Just plain bad.

The spirit made the director think a chicken was the main character.

They turned a cool idea into something that makes no sense.

6

A god of bad movies that makes people watch them and suffer.

I watched that movie and now I hate my life.

My friend watched it and started yelling at the screen.

That movie made me cry. Not happy tears. Sad tears.