Jaboogle

My cousin is a jaboogle. He still believes he’s the best singer in the universe even though he once yelled ‘I love you’ to a plate of spaghetti.

That kid in math class is a jaboogle. He thinks he’s Einstein because he can add 2 + 2 in his head.

My neighbor’s dog is a jaboogle. It barks at the mailman like he’s a war criminal.

My brother is a jaboogle. He wears a cape and shouts ‘I am the mighty Bob!’ every time he walks into the grocery store.

That guy at the park is a jaboogle. He talks to pigeons like they’re his best friends.

My teacher called me a jaboogle because I wore a hat to class and said ‘I’m not a student, I’m a legend.’

My friend is a jaboogle. He thinks he’s Superman because he once saved a pencil from falling off the desk.

My mom is a jaboogle. She claims she’s Wonder Woman because she can lift a bag of groceries.

My uncle is a jaboogle. He wears a mask and says ‘I am the mighty Tom’ every time he goes to the store.

My little sister is a jaboogle. She says she’s famous because she once got a sticker from the teacher.

That guy in the mall is a jaboogle. He yells ‘I am the king of the mall!’ every five minutes.

My dad is a jaboogle. He says he’s a movie star because he once took a selfie in the grocery store.

My brother is a jaboogle. He says he’s smart because he knows the alphabet backwards.

That guy on the bus is a jaboogle. He talks about ‘the matrix’ like it’s real and eats a sandwich at the same time.

My neighbor is a jaboogle. He thinks he’s a scientist because he once mixed soap and water and called it ‘the ultimate experiment’.