Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you poke a chicken stick up an old guy's pee hole on Sunday instead of going to church

I did jaboofa to my grandpa while he was praying

Sunday church? Nah, I did jaboofa with a chicken stick

My uncle got jaboofed and now he can't sit down

2

Stabbing a chicken skewer into an old man’s peehole on a Sunday like it’s a holy ritual

I stabbed my grandpa with a chicken skewer on Sunday

Sunday service? No, I did jaboofa

My dad got jaboofed and cried like a baby

3

When you stick a chicken stick up an old man’s peehole on Sunday instead of going to church

I did jaboofa to my uncle while he was eating breakfast

Sunday church? I did jaboofa and it was better

My grandpa got jaboofed and now he’s in pain

4

Putting a chicken skewer in an old man’s pee hole on Sunday like it’s a holy event

I did jaboofa on my grandpa and he’s still mad

Sunday church? Nope, I did jaboofa with a chicken skewer

My uncle got jaboofed and now he’s sore

5

Sticking a chicken stick up an old man’s peehole on Sunday instead of going to church

I did jaboofa to my grandpa and he screamed like a girl

Sunday church? I did jaboofa and it was way better

My uncle got jaboofed and now he’s stuck on the toilet

6

When you stab a chicken skewer into an old man’s peehole on Sunday like it’s a sacred thing

I stabbed my grandpa with a chicken skewer on Sunday

Sunday church? No, I did jaboofa and it was holy

My uncle got jaboofed and now he’s in pain