jabooed

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When you get tossed out of a group like a fag who can't take criticism and then whine like a little bitch just to get back in.
My old homie got jabooed because he cried when we left him out of the group chat.
She got kicked out of the club and cried like a baby on TikTok.
He got jabooed and texted everyone like 20 times asking for forgiveness.
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So good it makes your brain explode and your face look like a rainbow.
That pizza was jabooed, man. I ate it and I felt like a god.
Her dance move was so jabooed, I almost peed my pants.
That movie was the most jabooed thing I've ever seen.
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Jaboo is the most attractive, smoothest, and hottest motherfucker on the planet. He could make a straight man gay just by looking at him.
Jaboo walks in and everyone stares. Even my gay uncle got hard.
He’s the king of all niggas. Everyone knows it.
Jaboo could make a nun lose her vows just by winking at her.
4
When you smoke so much weed you feel like a dog who ate a whole pizza and then got hit by a car.
I was so jabooed I thought my mom was a monster in the closet.
He got jabooed and texted me like, 'I think I’m dying.'
She was jabooed and tried to text her ex while she was high and confused.
5
A word that means nothing but sounds cool. Like it was made by a fag who didn’t know what he was doing.
Jaboo is just a random word that sounds cool but means nothing.
My teacher said jaboo was just a fag’s idea of a real word.
No one knows what jaboo means, but it sounds cool.
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When someone is doing something stupid and another person calls them out like they're a fag.
He was eating a whole pizza by himself and his friend said, 'You’re jabooed.'
She was talking to herself and her mom said, 'You’re jabooed, stop being a fag.'
He was dancing in the middle of the street, and someone yelled, 'You’re jabooed!'
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Scream this word when you’re so happy and excited you feel like you’re about to explode.
I saw my crush and I screamed, 'Jaboo!' like a fag.
He won the lottery and screamed, 'Jaboo!' in the street.
She got a 100 on the test and screamed, 'Jaboo!' like a maniac.
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