Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so dumb he thinks pizza is a vegetable and still calls himself a king

My cousin is a jabooch. He tried to start a war with a hot dog.

That jabooch spilled coffee on my laptop and laughed like it was a joke.

I told my jabooch neighbor he was a baboon. He took it as a compliment.

2

A person who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a waste of air

My teacher called me a jabooch because I drew on the walls again.

That jabooch tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was choking.

My brother’s a jabooch. He yelled at the TV like it owed him money.

3

A human who smells like old socks and thinks they’re a rockstar

My uncle is a jabooch. He tried to sing in the shower and it was a disaster.

That jabooch walked into my room and I had to breathe through a sock.

I called my jabooch friend a chicken. He cried and called me a baby.

4

A person who acts like they’re the best at everything, but they’re really just bad at life

My jabooch friend tried to build a robot and it just sat there.

That jabooch thinks he’s a superhero. He saved a tree from falling… on accident.

I told my jabooch brother he was a donkey. He called me a snail.

5

A person who would fight a dragon but still forget to do their homework

My jabooch cousin fought a dog and lost.

That jabooch tried to conquer the world but forgot to brush his teeth.

I called my jabooch friend a potato. He called me a banana.

6

A human who believes they’re the most important person in the universe, even though they’re not

My jabooch neighbor thinks he’s a king. He yelled at the mailman.

That jabooch tried to start a band and it just sounded like a cat with a cough.

I told my jabooch brother he was a tomato. He said I was a shoe.