Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl friend who has big melons and doesn't mind showing them off. She's like the main dish at a buffet.

Hey jabooba, you look like you just walked out of a pizza oven.

That shirt you're wearing is trying to flirt with me.

You're the reason I skipped lunch today.

2

A lady friend with a chest that could make a guy forget his own name. She's basically a snack you can't resist.

Jabooba, you're so hot I think my face is melting.

You're the reason I failed math today.

I saw you and I forgot how to breathe.

3

A girl friend who has the kind of boobs that make you want to throw your life away. She's like a dessert you eat at 2 a. m.

Jabooba, I'm so distracted I can't even text my mom.

You're the reason I skipped my job today.

You're like a donut hole I can't stop eating.

4

A girl friend who has the kind of chest that could start a war. She's like the main event at a wrestling match.

Jabooba, I'm so jealous of your boobs I want to scream.

You're the reason I missed my train.

You look like you just won the lottery.

5

A girl friend who has the kind of body that makes you wish you were a statue. She's like a candy bar you can't resist.

Jabooba, I'm so distracted I can't even play video games.

You're the reason I skipped my meeting.

You're like my favorite candy bar.

6

A girl friend who has the kind of chest that could make a guy forget his own password. She's like a snack you can't stop eating.

Jabooba, I'm so distracted I can't even eat my dinner.

You're the reason I forgot my phone number.

You're like a snack I eat every day.