Jabono

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A rude name from a tiny part of Cork, Ireland. It’s like calling someone a f***ing wet sock.
My cousin called me Jabono because I spilled tea on his shirt.
At the bus stop, some guy shouted 'Jabono!' at me for wearing mismatched socks.
My teacher said 'Jabono!' when I drew on the desk with a crayon.
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A loud way of saying Bono’s name, like he’s your annoying brother who won’t stop singing.
My friend yelled 'Jabono!' at the concert because Bono said 'Hello' to someone else.
I called my dog Jabono because he barked at the mailman.
My mom screamed 'Jabono!' when my brother played U2 too loud.
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A stupid insult from Cork, Ireland. It’s like being told you’re the worst at something.
My friend called me Jabono because I failed math.
At the park, a kid said 'Jabono!' to me for losing a game.
My brother said 'Jabono!' because I took his snack.
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A funny way of using Bono’s name, like he’s your drunk uncle who thinks he’s a rock star.
I said 'Jabono!' to my uncle when he tried to sing at a bar.
My friend shouted 'Jabono!' because Bono said 'Good night' to someone else.
I yelled 'Jabono!' at my dad when he forgot my birthday.
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A mean name from Cork, Ireland. It’s like being called a f***ing loser at lunch.
My classmate called me Jabono because I lost my lunch money.
At the store, the clerk said 'Jabono!' because I didn’t know how to use a coupon.
My sister called me Jabono for eating all the pizza.
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A silly way to use Bono’s name, like you think you’re in a U2 song.
I said 'Jabono!' to my friend when we were pretending to be in a concert.
I yelled 'Jabono!' because Bono was on the radio and I wanted to be cool.
My brother screamed 'Jabono!' when I put on a U2 shirt.
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