jabonky

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A guy who lights up tookah like it's his job. They all have curly hair or ears that look like they're about to rip off. Don't mess with them, or they'll turn your girlfriend into a sobbing mess.
My cousin is a jabonky. He smokes tookah so much, his face looks like a burn victim.
This jabonky just walked into my class. His ears are huge. I think they're gonna fall off.
She asked me out. I said no. Now her jabonky brother is threatening to beat my ass.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man who takes tookah like it's breakfast. All jabonkies have either curly hair or ears that look like they're about to explode. Don't make them mad, or they'll ruin your life.
This jabonky just lit up a tookah in my mom's kitchen. Now there's smoke everywhere.
I tried to flirt with his girlfriend. Now I'm the enemy of this jabonky.
He walked into the store with a tookah and ears the size of dinner plates.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dude who inhales tookah like it's oxygen. They either got curly hair or ears that look like they're about to break free. If you're stupid enough to mess with them, they'll ruin your day.
My neighbor is a jabonky. He's been smoking tookah since he was 10. His hair is like a curly monster.
This jabonky just walked into my room and said, 'You look like a mess.' I said, 'You look like a disaster.'
She said I was cute. Now I have to deal with her jabonky brother.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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