Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tits so big they could knock a guy out. Like two basketballs wearing bras.

My cousin’s tits are jabonkalopes. I swear she could bench press me with them.

That girl at the mall had jabonkalopes. I almost fainted.

My mom says my tits are jabonkalopes. I think she’s lying.

2

Tits so huge they look like they were stolen from a giant.

My ex’s tits were jabonkalopes. I think they had a life of their own.

That lady at the gym had jabonkalopes. I almost got a heart attack.

My sister’s tits are jabonkalopes. She’s gonna break her bra.

3

Tits so big they’re like two meatballs on a plate.

My friend’s tits are jabonkalopes. I think they’re gonna fall off.

That girl at the bar had jabonkalopes. I asked for the bill.

My grandma’s tits are jabonkalopes. She’s 80 and still got it.

4

Tits so big they could start a war.

My neighbor’s tits are jabonkalopes. I think they’re gonna knock down the wall.

That girl in class had jabonkalopes. I almost got a D.

My mom’s tits are jabonkalopes. She says I inherited them.

5

Tits so big they’re like two pizzas at the same time.

My sister’s tits are jabonkalopes. I think they’re gonna burn my house down.

That lady at the park had jabonkalopes. I almost got a nosebleed.

My cousin’s tits are jabonkalopes. She eats like a horse.

6

Tits so big they could give a guy a headache.

My friend’s tits are jabonkalopes. I think they’re gonna make me dizzy.

That girl at the store had jabonkalopes. I almost dropped my groceries.

My mom’s tits are jabonkalopes. She’s got a pain in the neck.