Jabomba

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A big ol' bloodbath where people get slaughtered like pigs at a butcher shop
The whole block got jabomba'd because someone forgot to pay their rent
My cousin's dog got jabomba'd by a gang of kids with spray paint and hatred
The school lunch lady got jabomba'd because she tried to charge extra for pizza
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When a bunch of people get chopped up like hot dogs in a meat grinder
The gym got jabomba'd because the guy who ran it started a fight with a banana
My neighbor got jabomba'd because he yelled at the mailman too loud
The whole football team got jabomba'd because they didn't show up to the game
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A big, ugly fight that ends with a bunch of people dead or very sad
The office got jabomba'd because the coffee machine ran out of beans
My little brother got jabomba'd because he stole my favorite sock
The grocery store got jabomba'd because the price of bread went up to $10
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When a bunch of people get killed in the most ridiculous way possible
The library got jabomba'd because someone yelled 'shush' too loud
My pet goldfish got jabomba'd by a kid with a spoon and a grudge
The pizza delivery guy got jabomba'd because he took too long to show up
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A big, messy, loud death party where everyone gets killed
The park got jabomba'd because someone tried to play chess on the swings
My mom got jabomba'd because she forgot to make dinner
The whole class got jabomba'd because the teacher had a bad day
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A bunch of people getting killed in the most dramatic way ever
The movie theater got jabomba'd because someone started a fight over popcorn
My goldfish got jabomba'd because he wouldn't stop swimming in circles
The whole neighborhood got jabomba'd because the mailman took too long
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