Jabolish

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To rip something apart so bad it screams for mercy and then gets a tattoo of your face.
My ex's confidence got Jabolished when I posted his secrets on Instagram.
The cake was Jabolished by the kids who fought over the last piece.
The boss Jabolished my idea by laughing in my face and giving it to the intern.
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To beat something up so hard it wishes it was never born.
The old computer got Jabolished by my brother’s rage.
My hopes got Jabolished when I failed the test again.
The pizza got Jabolished by the dog who ran into it.
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To crush something so much it cries and then gets kicked out of the room.
My dreams got Jabolished by my parents’ yelling.
The snack got Jabolished by my little sister’s greed.
The plan got Jabolished when it failed in front of everyone.
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To wipe something out like it was never there and then laughed at it.
The party got Jabolished by the loud music and my neighbor’s rage.
My grades got Jabolished by the teacher’s mean face.
The snack bar got Jabolished by the kids who ate everything.
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To smash something so hard it begs for a break and then gets ignored.
My plans got Jabolished by my friend’s sudden trip.
The snack got Jabolished by my brother’s hunger.
My confidence got Jabolished by the class clown’s jokes.
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