jabol

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Jabol is cheap wine that tastes like old socks and regret. It’s the wine you drink when you’re broke and your brain is broken.
My cousin drank jabol and cried because it tasted like his ex.
I bought jabol for my mom, and she said it was the worst thing she ever tasted.
At the party, we all drank jabol and nobody remembered the dance.
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Jabol is when you squeeze your junk so hard you wish you were dead. It’s the morning after you watched too much porn.
My brother jabol-ed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
I jabol-ed in class and my teacher gave me a detention.
I jabol-ed while eating pizza and now my face is red.
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Jabol is when you spell ‘jakol’ wrong and make it look like a fool. It’s the dumbest mistake ever.
My friend wrote ‘jabol’ instead of ‘jakol’ and got laughed at.
I tried to text ‘jakol’ but I spelled it ‘jabol’ and it was so stupid.
My teacher wrote ‘jabol’ on the board and we all laughed at her.
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Jabol is when you don’t know what to say, so you just yell ‘jabol’ like a lunatic. It’s the sound of confusion.
At the party, I said ‘jabol’ when no one asked me anything.
My friend yelled ‘jabol’ during the test and got a zero.
I said ‘jabol’ in the middle of a conversation and it was so awkward.
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Jabol is a dumb friend who acts like a moron. It’s the person who makes your life harder just for fun.
My friend is a jabol because he failed the test and laughed at me.
I told my jabol friend to shut up, but he kept talking.
My jabol brother said ‘jabol’ in math class and now I hate him.
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