Jaboing

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When a guy tries to roll up a huge cigar using two rizlas stuck together like a fat kid trying to fit into a pair of pants
Yo, I tried jaboing and it looked like a sausage link trying to fit into a hot dog bun
My cigar looked like a failed science experiment
That roll was so bad, my grandma said it was a waste of tobacco and time
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stupid way to spell Girbauds, which are fancy pants from France. They cost like 60 bucks and have some fancy initials on them. Everyone else knows what they are, but you? You're clueless.
I bought Girbauds, you bought Jabo. Big difference
Jabo is just a fancy way of saying I don't know what I'm buying
Girbauds are fancy, Jabo is just a spelling mistake
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A way to dress like you care. Worn with big boots and other fake clothes. Looks like you just walked out of a mall after getting a discount.
I wore timberlands and a Jabo outfit, and I felt like a king
That look was so fake, it had a discount tag on it
He looked like he just came from a mall and forgot to take off the price tags
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jabo is a clown who laughs at your pain and cries at your joy. He’s got a heart the size of a pizza and a brain the size of a raisin.
Jabo laughed at my fail, but he cried when I got a pizza
He cried at my success, but laughed at my failure
He’s like a clown with a heart of gold and a brain made of cheese
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fancy word for poop, or just plain old crap. It’s like when your butt says, ‘I’m done with this.’
I had to jabo like a baby after eating too much pizza
He jaboed so hard, the toilet shook
That jabo was so bad, it made the dog run away
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A half-Asian, half-Aboriginal person who probably got confused at birth and decided to be weird.
That guy is a jabo, and he looks like he got lost in the middle of a race
She’s a jabo, and she looks like she’s from another planet
He’s got a face that says ‘I was born in the wrong country’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A camera guy who takes pictures so good, you think you’re in a movie. Also, he’s got swagger so big, it’s like he’s got a second brain.
He took a photo of me and it looked like I was in a movie
That guy took a picture of my dog, and it looked like a supermodel
He’s got a camera and a brain made of swag
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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