Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when jaboi spits random nonsense like he’s the king of the universe

jaboi: i just ate a shoe and now i’m a god

jaboi: my pants are alive and they hate me

jaboi: the sun is my cousin and he’s late

2

when jaboi talks so dumb it sounds like he’s high on bad pizza

jaboi: the sky is a taco and it’s crying

jaboi: my brain is a sponge and it’s tired

jaboi: the moon is my ex and it’s cheating

3

when jaboi just blurts out stupid stuff like he’s a broken robot

jaboi: my socks are arguing and they’re loud

jaboi: the fridge is a villain and it’s plotting

jaboi: my toes are in love and they’re dramatic

4

when jaboi rants about nothing like he’s been waiting his whole life for this

jaboi: the pencil is a spy and it’s stealing my secrets

jaboi: my shadow is a thief and it’s robbing me

jaboi: the chair is a wizard and it’s casting spells

5

when jaboi says weird stuff like he just got hit by a flying noodle

jaboi: the ceiling is a dragon and it’s sneezing

jaboi: my nose is a spaceship and it’s going to Mars

jaboi: the door is a monster and it’s eating my shoes

6

when jaboi talks so dumb it feels like he just woke up from a dream about tacos

jaboi: my brain is a taco and it’s missing the meat

jaboi: the clock is a cat and it’s sleepy

jaboi: my hair is a robot and it’s charging