Jaboda

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The king of cool. He’s got the looks, the swagger, and the brains to back it up. If he looks at you, you’re already in trouble.

'You think you're cool? Jaboda looked at you and you suddenly felt like a pizza that didn't get cooked right.'

'Jaboda walked into the room and my whole life became a side story.'

'He texted me and I immediately became his sidekick. No questions asked.'

The guy who’s so cool, he makes your coolness look like a middle school talent show. You’re just there for the laughs.

'Jaboda showed up and my coolness became a joke.'

'He was in the class and I suddenly felt like the guy who forgot his lunch.'

'He texted me and I became his backup plan.'

A walking legend. If he says you’re cool, you’re cool. If he says you’re not, you’re probably going to end up in the trash.

'Jaboda said I wasn’t cool. I took that as a personal insult and threw my lunch in the trash.'

'He looked at me and I immediately became the weakest link.'

'He said I was cool and now I think I’m a rockstar.'

The kind of guy who makes you feel like a failure just by existing. He’s that good.

'Jaboda walked in and I immediately felt like a failed math test.'

'He smiled and I became the guy who forgot his name.'

'He texted me and I became his shadow.'

The guy who is so cool, he doesn’t even need to try. He just shows up and you’re already behind.

'Jaboda showed up and I became the guy who forgot his shoes.'

'He didn’t even try and I became the weakest link.'

'He walked in and I became the guy who didn’t know what cool was.'

A guy so cool, he doesn’t even know he’s cool. But that doesn’t stop him from making your life a nightmare.

'Jaboda didn’t even know he was cool and I became the guy who forgot his name.'

'He walked in and my whole life turned into a disaster.'

'He texted me and I became his sidekick for life.'