Jabobo

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A guy who talks so much about himself that he thinks he's the only smart one in the room. He uses fancy words just to make you feel dumb.

'I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and you're still wearing pajamas at noon.'

He called me 'a brainless chump' because I didn't know what 'sophisticated' meant.

He tried to impress me by saying 'quinoa' like it was a secret code.

A person who moves like they're dancing with a rock. They sway, bounce, and rock so much it looks like they're having a conversation with a stone.

He was rocking so hard in class that the teacher thought he was having a seizure.

She was bobbing to the music like she was trying to shake loose a curse.

He rocked so much during the meeting that the table started vibrating.

A stupid fighter-bomber who talks way too much and moves like he's having a seizure. He thinks he's cool because he can say complicated words.

He said 'quinoa' like it was a magic spell and called me a 'dunce.'

He was rocking so hard in the airplane that the bombs almost fell off.

He tried to fight me with words and lost because I knew what 'sophisticated' meant.