Jabobhead

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A Jabobhead is a knobhead so bad even other knobheads would rather die than be related to them.

My cousin is a Jabobhead. He tried to rob a donut shop and got caught by the donut police.

My boss called me a Jabobhead after I spilled coffee on his suit. He now wears a donut-shaped hat.

My neighbor is a Jabobhead. He tried to pet a raccoon and got bit. Now he talks to raccoons.

A Jabobhead is someone so clueless they think a donut is a type of sandwich.

My brother is a Jabobhead. He tried to build a treehouse and used glue instead of nails.

My friend is a Jabobhead. She thinks a donut is a sandwich and tried to eat it with a fork.

My math teacher is a Jabobhead. He added 2 + 2 and got 5. Then he cried.

A Jabobhead is someone so dumb they think the sky is a giant donut.

My uncle is a Jabobhead. He tried to fly a kite and attached it to a donut. It flew... and then fell on his head.

My friend's dog is a Jabobhead. It chased a donut across the street and got hit by a bus.

My mom is a Jabobhead. She thinks the sky is a giant donut and wears a donut hat every day.