Jabobby

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A runt of a kid who got the tall genes from the dad and the short genes from the mom like they were a bad combo.

My kid is a Jabobby. He’s like a shrimp in a suit.

That Jabobby can’t even reach the fridge.

My brother is a Jabobby. He’s shorter than my dog.

A kid so short you think the mom cheated with a foot.

My kid is a Jabobby. He’s shorter than my niece’s hair.

That Jabobby can’t even touch the ceiling.

My friend’s kid is a Jabobby. He’s like a toddler in a man’s body.

A kid who looks like he was born in a sock and never grew up.

My kid’s a Jabobby. He’s like a mini-me in a tiny suit.

That Jabobby can’t even reach the counter.

My cousin is a Jabobby. He’s shorter than my grandma’s knitting.