Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A rolled-up mess so big it looks like it was made by a drunk kid with no fingers

My jablunt was so big it blocked the sun.

I tried to smoke it and it fell apart like a bad relationship.

That thing was bigger than my mom's hair on a bad day.

2

A joint that's rolled so wide it could double as a pillow for a crying toddler

My jablunt was so wide I could sleep on it.

It looked like it was made by a confused giant.

I tried to light it and it caught fire like a fireworks show.

3

A blunt rolled so thick it could choke a horse and still have time to yell at it

That jablunt was so thick I could hear it breathing.

I tried to smoke it and it choked me like my dad chokes me when I forget my homework.

It was so thick it had its own zip code.

4

A joint so big it looks like it was rolled by a kid who forgot how to count

That jablunt was so big I could use it as a doorstop.

It looked like it had been rolled by a kid who had no idea what a joint was.

I tried to light it and it looked like it was going to explode.

5

A blunt rolled with so much weed it could make a grown man cry and still have time to laugh

That jablunt had so much weed I could sell it at the market.

I took one hit and it felt like I was floating in a pool of gold.

It was so loaded it could feed a whole family.

6

A joint rolled so wide it could make a pizza look like it was on a diet

That jablunt was so wide it looked like it was trying to be a burrito.

It was so big I had to use both hands to hold it.

I tried to smoke it and it felt like I was eating a whole pizza.