jablumpkin

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To give a big ol’ poke to the back end or the front end. People do it for fun or because they’re desperate for a good time.

Bro, I just jablumpkined her and she laughed like a maniac.

He jablumpkined me in the middle of class and got sent to the office.

I jablumpkined my cousin and now she won’t stop teasing me.

When you poke someone’s private area just because you’re a smelly, grumpy, rude person.

I jablumpkined my teacher because she gave me detention.

He jablumpkined me during the movie and I lost my seat.

My brother jablumpkined me and I still haven’t forgiven him.

A punch to the butt or the private parts. Used when you want a laugh or you're just being a total jerk.

She jablumpkined me at the bus stop and I got a detention.

I jablumpkined my friend and he laughed so hard he cried.

He jablumpkined me in the hallway and now everyone knows my secret.

To poke someone’s back end or front end. It’s a stupid thing to do, but it makes people laugh.

I jablumpkined my friend and he told the whole class.

She jablumpkined me and now I have to sit with the nerds.

He jablumpkined me in the cafeteria and I got in trouble.

When you poke someone’s butt or their private area just to be a mean, dirty, laughing machine.

He jablumpkined me and I lost my lunch money.

She jablumpkined me in the gym and I got a bruise.

I jablumpkined my brother and now he won’t stop teasing me.