Jablovia

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A fake country where cheese is so good it makes you want to throw up and eat it at the same time.

I live in Jablovia, and I’m not lying. My fridge is a cheese factory.

My mom said I’d never leave Jablovia if I didn’t stop eating cheese for breakfast.

My teacher called me a cheese-freak from Jablovia. I took it as a compliment.

It’s like a country, but it’s just a weird thing you say when you’re confused and mad.

I said, 'What the hell is Jablovia?' and then I cried.

My friend yelled 'Jablovia!' when I told him I ate a whole wheel of cheese.

I told my dog 'Jablovia!' and he ran away.

It’s a state of being where you know everything about cheese and also hate your life.

I’m in Jablovia mode, and I’m not coming back until I eat more cheese.

My brother says he’s in Jablovia, and he’s been eating cheese for three days straight.

I got into Jablovia and now I can’t stop talking about cheese.