Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

In hockey, you tackle someone from behind and make them look like a pile of烂肉.

I jablonskied the goalie and he fell flat on his face like a sack of bricks.

My cousin jablonskied the star player and the crowd went wild.

He jablonskied me so hard I had to sit out the whole game.

2

A total legend who can do anything and makes everyone else look like a bunch of losers.

That guy is a Jablonski, he can score goals with his eyes closed.

She’s a Jablonski, she can make the ice melt just by looking at it.

He’s a Jablonski, he’s got more talent than the entire team combined.

3

You tackle someone from behind and hope to turn them into a pile of烂肉.

I jablonskied my brother and he cried like a baby.

He jablonskied the opponent and they never got up.

She jablonskied me and I had to crawl out of the rink.

4

When you drink so much you look like a drunk slop on the floor.

After the party, I was so drunk I looked like a puddle of slop.

He drank so much he couldnt walk straight and fell into a bush.

She drank until she was a walking pile of烂肉.

5

A Jablonski is a person who makes everything worse and turns your life into a nightmare.

My teacher is a Jablonski, she makes tests so hard they feel like torture.

That kid is a Jablonski, he messes up every project.

My dad is a Jablonski, he turns simple tasks into disasters.

6

A giant smelly pile of jizz in your jizz bib.

My jizz bib looked like a swamp after the game.

He had a jizz bib full of烂肉 and smelled like a dead dog.

Her jizz bib was so full it looked like a meat locker.

7

When someone is so bad at something it makes you want to cry.

He failed math so bad it looked like a joke.

She cant sing worth a damn, its like a cat screeching.

That kid is so bad at basketball, it looks like a bunch of dogs playing soccer.