Jablonski

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A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s got more grit than a dirt bike and you’d better hope he doesn’t rip your face off.

"I’m gonna be the best at everything, even if I have to beat you up to prove it.", Jake before a math test

"He’s like a rock, but also a freakin’ tornado.", Sarah at lunch

"He’s the reason I failed gym.", Mike after being checked into the wall"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you hit someone from behind in hockey and make them look like a baby who just got dropped on the floor.

"I checked him so hard he looked like he was gonna cry.", Lisa after the game

"He got checked so hard he forgot how to walk.", Tom at the rink

"That check was so brutal, even the ref got scared.", Alex during the game"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A person who messes everything up and makes you want to scream. They’re the reason you have to redo your homework, your life, and your entire personality.

"He messed up my math test so bad, I had to take it again.", Emma in class

"She’s the reason I failed science.", Jake during lunch

"He’s so bad, he made the teacher cry.", Tom in the hallway"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A giant pile of smelly cum that sticks to your jizz bib like a greasy burger.

"My jizz bib looked like a science experiment gone wrong.", Lisa in the bathroom

"That jizz bib had more cum than a cum machine.", Tom at the bus stop

"I had to throw my jizz bib away because it was so smelly.", Alex after gym"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you think you’re good at something, but then you turn out to be the worst at it.

"I thought I was the best at math, but I got a D.", Jake during class

"She thought she was good at art, but her drawing looked like a toddler’s.", Lisa in art class

"He thought he was the best at basketball, but he couldn’t even dribble.", Tom during gym"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you think you’ll win the race, but then you end up in fifth place and feel like a total loser.

"I thought I’d podium, but I ended up in fifth place.", Lisa after the race

"He got fifth place and cried like a baby.", Tom during the race

"She thought she’d win, but she ended up in fifth place.", Alex after the race"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you check someone from behind in hockey and make them look like they just got hit by a truck.

"He checked me so hard, I looked like I got hit by a truck.", Lisa during the game

"That check was so brutal, I almost cried.", Tom after the game

"She got checked so hard, she couldn’t even stand up.", Alex during the game"

by Slangipedia 10d ago