Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny man who thinks he's the king of the stupid stuff and doesn't know what a real problem is

Jablonkus just tried to fight a pigeon and got kicked out of the park.

He started a dance battle with a trash can and lost.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a kid and got yelled at.

2

A man so small he thinks the world is just a big joke and laughs when it's not

Jablonkus tried to rob a donut shop and got stuck in the freezer.

He tried to be a superhero and got hit by a bus.

He said he was the best at everything and then cried when he lost.

3

A man who thinks he’s cool and doesn’t know how bad he actually is

Jablonkus tried to start a band and only had one instrument.

He yelled at a cloud and it rained on him.

He tried to be a wizard and turned his hair purple.

4

A man who thinks he's tough but gets scared by a loud noise and runs away

Jablonkus tried to be a tough guy and screamed when a vacuum cleaner turned on.

He tried to fight a chicken and got pecked.

He tried to be a detective and got lost in a mall.

5

A man who is so silly he doesn’t know how silly he is and keeps doing stupid stuff

Jablonkus tried to talk to a wall and got ignored.

He wore a hat made of socks and got laughed at.

He tried to be a robot and forgot how to walk.