jablonk

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when the rub is so good it feels like your skin is getting a free massage from a saint with a coupon

My feet feel like they're on vacation and my socks are the tour guide.

My back is so relaxed I could probably sleep standing up.

This rub is so good I almost cried... but I'm still mad at my mom for making me wear pants.

when the rub is so good it feels like your body is getting a free pass to heaven

I felt like I could levitate after that rub.

My shoulders were so happy they did a little dance.

I was so relaxed I forgot my own name for a minute.

when the rub is so good it makes your skin scream for more

My skin was like, 'Do it again, I'm not done yet.'

I was so into it I forgot I was wearing pants.

My back was so happy it sent me a text.