Jabloink

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A dumb word that means anything you feel like saying, no matter how stupid or loud it is.
"Jabloink," he said, like it was the most important word in the universe.
"Why did you say jabloink?" I asked. "Because I felt like it," he said.
She texted me: "I love you jabloink." I replied: "What?"
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1. A group of people who think they're cool by driving slow in the fast lane. 2. Your testicles when they're mad at you.
"Look at those jabloinks," I said, pointing at the car in front of me.
He got into a fight with another jabloink over who was slower.
My jabloinks hurt because I had to sit through three jabloinks on the highway.
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