Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a polite way to say you're giving yourself a hand job in front of your mom

My brother jabling his jable while my mom was making cookies

I was jabling my jable in the middle of a family dinner

He jabled his jable right in front of his grandma at the funeral

2

when you pretend you're doing homework but you're really jerking off

I said I was doing math, but I was jabling my jable

She told her teacher she had a stomachache, but she was jabling her jable

He claimed he was reading, but it was jabling my jable all day

3

the act of taking a break from your life to focus on your own pleasure

I took a 2-hour break from work to jable my jable

She left the party to jable her jable in the bathroom

He skipped class just to jable his jable in the library

4

when you're too lazy to do anything but jerk off

He was too tired to move, so he jabled his jable on the couch

She was too lazy to answer her phone, so she jabled her jable instead

He missed his flight because he was jabling his jable in the airport

5

a way to show someone you're not impressed with their life choices

I jabled my jable while he was crying about his ex

She jabled her jable during his big speech

He jabled his jable when I told him I was getting a promotion

6

the art of using your hand to make yourself happy while pretending you're doing something else

He was jabling his jable while he was pretending to talk on the phone

She jabled her jable during her boss's presentation

He jabled his jable while pretending to text his mom