Jablahblah

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A dumb bimbo who yells like a banshee, twirls like a lunatic, can't carry a tune to save her life, and thinks skater boys are the bees knees even though they're just dumb kids with bad hair.
'I'm gonna scream so loud the neighbors will call the cops!', and then she did.
She tried to sing 'Blinding Lights' and it sounded like a cat was choking on a vacuum.
She asked a skater boy for his number and then cried when he said he had a girlfriend.
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A loudmouth idiot who thinks she's a pop star, can't stop dancing like a maniac, and has the vocal range of a dying goose, but somehow still thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.
She tried to do a TikTok duet and ruined it with her terrible voice and worse moves.
She screamed so hard during a movie that the screen started shaking.
She asked a skater boy to prom and then cried when he said no.
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A brain-dead girl who screams at everything, flails like a windmill, can't sing worth a damn, and has a weird crush on skater boys who probably don't even know who she is.
She screamed during a math test and got a zero.
She tried to sing 'Bad Guy' and it sounded like a goat was yelling at a robot.
She asked a skater boy for his number and then cried when he said he had a girlfriend.
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