Jablab

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Jablab is when you talk so much it sounds like you're trying to fill up a whole room with your stupid mouth.
'Bro, I swear I've been talking nonstop since the day I was born, and I'm not even done yet.'
'You just said the same thing five times, and I'm still trying to figure out what you meant.'
'I'm not just talking, I'm performing a full-blown monologue in your head.'
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Jablab is when you blab so much it feels like you're trying to make your brain explode from all the words.
'I’ve been talking for so long I think I’m going to start talking in my sleep.'
'You just said everything about your day, your dog, your ex, and your cat’s opinion on the weather.'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much it’s like I’ve got a second mouth in my head.'
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Jablab is when you go on so many rants it feels like you're trying to argue with the whole universe.
'I just talked so much I think I convinced the moon to stop shining.'
'You ranted about your coffee, your job, your neighbor, and why your pants are too tight.'
'You’re not just talking, you’re arguing with the silence.'
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Jablab is when you chatter so much it's like you're trying to make your brain turn into a blender full of words.
'I talk so much I think my brain is going to start talking back to me.'
'You just explained your entire life in three sentences and I'm still confused.'
'You're not just talking, you're turning your thoughts into a full-blown speech.'
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Jablab is when you go on so many monologues it feels like you're trying to take over a whole conversation.
'I just talked for so long I think I’m going to need a break just to breathe.'
'You just told me your entire life story in one sentence and I'm still trying to figure it out.'
'You’re not just talking, you're giving a full-blown lecture in my head.'
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Jablab is when you talk so much it feels like you're trying to fill up the air with your stupid words.
'I just talked so much I think the air is now full of my opinions.'
'You just said everything about your day, your dog, your ex, and your cat’s opinion on the weather.'
'You’re not just talking, you’re making the silence scream.'
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