jabizzle

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The dirtiest nickname for Justin when he’s trying to act cool but still smells like old pizza and regret.

My buddy’s like, 'You’re a jabizzle? You still wear that same hoodie from middle school?'

DM: 'You think you’re cool? You’re just a jabizzle with a side of shame.'

At the club, someone yells, 'That’s not a real gangster, that’s a jabizzle!

The moment you finally get a job after being kicked out of every company like they’re your exes.

'I was unemployed for 8 months, and then BOOM, I got hired, felt like I’d just won the lottery and my ex finally left me.'

After 5 interviews, I got the job. It felt like a miracle, or a miracle with a side of bad coffee.

I was about to eat my own shoe when they called me for the job. I cried, I laughed, I threw a chair.