jabitzer

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A jabitzer is when you hit the cue ball so hard it feels like you just cursed the ball's soul. You tap it once, then you slap it like it owes you money.
My buddy hit the cue ball so hard, it looked like it was about to cry.
I tried to make a fancy shot, but I turned it into a jabitzer and the ball went flying.
He hit the cue ball so hard, the table started to shake like it was having a seizure.
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A jabitzer is when you're so clueless, you think tapping the ball once is enough. Then you go ahead and punch it like it insulted you.
She hit the cue ball so hard, it looked like it was going to run away.
I messed up my shot and turned it into a jabitzer. The ball went off the table like it was fired from a cannon.
He hit the cue ball so hard, the ball flew past the cue stick like it was a spaceship.
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A jabitzer is when you're so angry, you hit the cue ball twice. Like you're trying to beat it into submission.
He hit the cue ball so hard, I swear the ball was screaming.
I made a jabitzer and the ball flew all the way to the back of the room.
She hit the cue ball like it had personally insulted her entire family.
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A jabitzer is when you tap the cue ball once, then you give it a slap like it just told you a bad joke.
He hit the cue ball so hard, it looked like it was about to laugh in his face.
I turned a simple shot into a jabitzer and the ball went flying into the wall.
She tapped the cue ball once, then slapped it like it owed her money.
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A jabitzer is when you hit the cue ball twice, like you're trying to make it pay for your bad day.
He hit the cue ball so hard, it looked like it was about to go on strike.
She made a jabitzer and the ball flew off the table like it was trying to escape.
I hit the cue ball twice because my day was already bad enough.
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A jabitzer is when you're so frustrated, you hit the cue ball twice. Like you're trying to teach it a lesson.
He hit the cue ball so hard, it looked like it was going to break into tears.
She hit the cue ball twice because she was mad at the table.
I turned a simple shot into a jabitzer and the ball flew into the air like it was on a rocket.
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