jabisk

My neighbor is a jabisk. He talks to his cat and still no one visits.

My cousin is a jabisk. He tried to ask a robot for a date.

My uncle is a jabisk. He died in a vending machine and no one even noticed.

My mom is a jabisk. She cried in the cereal aisle because she couldn’t afford milk.

My brother is a jabisk. He asked the cashier for a job and got a coupon instead.

My friend is a jabisk. He tried to buy a loaf of bread and got a receipt for a funeral.

My teacher is a jabisk. She failed the class and got sent to the afterlife.

My dad is a jabisk. He got kicked out of heaven for arguing with the angels.

My dog is a jabisk. He barked at the gates of heaven and got banned.

My boss is a jabisk. He fell asleep in the toilet and got fired.

My sister is a jabisk. She fell asleep in the microwave and burned her face.

My friend is a jabisk. He took a nap in a trash can and got a bad smell.

My cousin is a jabisk. He scared the moon so bad it left and went to the sun.

My neighbor is a jabisk. He walked by and the moon ran away screaming.

My friend is a jabisk. He looked so bad the moon turned into a ghost.