jabird

Hey jabird, you look like you just rolled out of a chicken coop and a gym.

This jabird tried to talk to me like he owned the place. I told him to go back to his chicken farm.

That jabird wore a tank top and a hat with feathers. I don’t know what he’s trying to prove.

This jabird tried to flex, but he tripped over a chicken.

That jabird thinks he’s the king of the jungle, but he’s just a chicken with a bad haircut.

I saw a jabird try to fight a guy. He just ran away like a chicken.

That jabird looked like he had a chicken fight and a gym session.

This jabird smells like a gym sock and a chicken coop.

I saw a jabird walking down the street like he just won the chicken lottery.

That jabird tried to flex, but he just looked like a chicken in a tank top.

This jabird thinks he’s tough, but he ran away from a chicken.

I saw a jabird try to talk to me like he owned the place. I told him to go back to the coop.

That jabird looked like he had a gym sock and a chicken fight.

This jabird tried to be cool, but he just looked like a chicken with a bad haircut.

I saw a jabird walking down the street like he just won the chicken and gym lottery.

That jabird smelled like a gym sock and tried to flex.

This jabird tried to talk tough, but he just looked like a chicken in a suit.

I saw a jabird walking down the street like he just came out of a gym and a chicken coop.