Jabinets

My cousin jabinets every morning before school

He did it in the kitchen cabinets because he ran out of trash bags

His mom caught him and yelled, 'You're gonna get a new cabinet!'

He jabinets during lunch because he’s too lazy to go to the bathroom

He did it in the hallway cabinet and got caught by the principal

His friend made him do it as a prank and now he’s stuck with the smell

He jabinets in the kitchen every night before bed

He does it in the cabinet under the sink because it’s the only place he can hide

His brother found out and now he’s forced to clean the cabinet every week