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the messy love boat where abby and jacob crash into each other like drunk sailors

abby texted jacob: 'i just saw your face and it hit me like a beer bottle'

jacob replied: 'you're the one who drank the whole bottle'

their friends watched it all happen and said nothing because they were too busy laughing

the relationship that looks cute but is actually a battlefield with no rules or mercy

abby posted: 'he called me a meatball and i called him a taco'

jacob replied: 'i'm still waiting for my taco revenge'

their friends just texted: 'please don't turn this into a food fight'

the thing that makes everyone else's love lives look simple and not absolutely ridiculous

abby said: 'he thinks he's the king of the world but he can't even remember my birthday'

jacob said: 'i gave her a pizza and she cried'

their friends texted: 'this is the most dramatic thing we've ever seen'