jabier

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A total piece of trash who shows up at your dad's house and takes everything he owns.
My uncle is a jabier. He took my dad's TV and left a note that said 'Enjoy the static.'
That jabier came to my dad's house and took his last beer. Now he's got a beer belly and my dad has a headache.
My neighbor is a jabier. He took my dad's car and drove off like it was his own.
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A real-life thief who shows up uninvited and takes what he wants from your dad.
My dad's best friend is a jabier. He showed up with a truck and took all my dad's tools.
That jabier came to my dad's house and took his shoes. Now my dad walks like a goose.
My dad's neighbor is a jabier. He took my dad's dog and now the dog doesn't like him.
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A dirty, rude person who shows up at your dad's house and takes everything in sight.
That jabier came to my dad's house and took his last sandwich. Now my dad eats cereal for dinner.
My dad's cousin is a jabier. He showed up and took my dad's goldfish and left a raccoon in the tank.
That jabier took my dad's remote and now he can't watch TV without yelling.
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