Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt full of pimples so bad it looks like someone tried to launch a rocket from it.

My butt looks like a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce. Jabie.

I’ve got Jabie on my back and I can’t sit down. Literally can’t.

Jabie is the reason I failed gym class. I couldn’t do push-ups.

2

The best card game ever made. It’s like Big 2 but with five cards that can slap you in the face and make you cry.

Jabie is the only game I play because I hate my life and I hate everyone else.

I beat my brother in Jabie and he cried like a baby.

Jabie is the reason I have no friends. I spend all my time playing cards.

3

A baby born from Jack and Kate. They’re from Lost and they’re so basic it hurts.

Jabie is like a baby version of Jack and Kate. It’s like a baby version of a basic person.

I don’t get why people like Jabie. It’s just a baby.

Jabie is the reason I watched Lost again. I had nothing better to do.

4

A disease you get after a Jew bites you. You start vomiting pennies and you think you’re the king of the world.

Jabie hit me and now I’m throwing pennies everywhere. I feel like a king.

I got Jabie from my uncle and now I think I’m a god.

Jabie is the worst but I still got it. I’m not afraid of a little Jewery.

5

A person who’s so annoying they could make a dog cry. They think they’re the best at everything.

Jabie is the worst. She thinks she’s the best at everything.

I hate Jabie. She’s like a human version of a dog that won’t stop barking.

Jabie is the reason I failed my math test. She was too annoying to listen to.

6

The most perfect person in the world. She’s like a unicorn but with more personality and fewer horns.

Jabie is perfect. She’s like a unicorn but with more personality.

I would die for Jabie. She’s the best.

Jabie is so perfect I can’t even look at her without crying.

7

A group of people in India who live for cricket. They’re like a bunch of kids who never grow up.

Jabie is like a group of kids who never grow up. They live for cricket.

I wish I was in Jabie. I’d never grow up and I’d be rich.

Jabie is the reason I like cricket. They’re like a bunch of kids who never grow up.