jabias

My ex showed up at the concert and ruined my date with my new crush. Classic jabia move.

He texted me during my first kiss. Total jabia.

I was about to ask her out when her ex showed up. Jabia, I swear.

He said he had a million dollars. Total lie. I call him a jabia.

She said she’d be there in five minutes. She showed up two hours later. Jabia.

He said he’d never cheat again. He cheated three times. Jabia.