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A bunch of loudmouths from India who think they're cool because they play cricket like it's a religion. They're the reason why the rest of the world has to suffer through their loud chants and bad hair.
'Why do they even play cricket? It's just a fancy version of tag!', @crickethater99
My uncle is a Jabi and he yells at the TV like it's his enemy.
Jabi people are the reason I failed PE.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The worst card game ever. It’s like Big 2, but with more rules and less fun. Five cards have godlike powers, and the whole thing was made by a group of nerds who probably still think they’re cool.
'I played Jabys for three hours and I still don’t know what the hell the blue card does.', @cardgamefail
My brother thinks he's a pro at Jabys. He's not. He's just lucky.
Jabys is the reason I have a headache and a broken chair.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A baby that came from a weird love triangle between Jack and Kate. It's the reason why Lost had to add more characters and why I had to watch more of that show.
'Jate's kid is the reason I can't sleep at night.', @lostfan88
That Jabie is so annoying, I want to throw it in the ocean.
Jate's kid is like a walking reminder that I should never get married.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sickness you get after being bitten by a greedy Jew. You start throwing up pennies and acting like you're in a commercial for a new religion.
'I got Jabie from my cousin and now I vomit coins every morning.', @jewbiten
My mom has Jabie and she’s now selling pennies on the street.
Jabie is the worst thing to happen to me since middle school.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The most obnoxious people in Halo Reach. They lock their armor and survive when they should die. They're like the loud kids in class who never shut up and always take the last snack.
'That Jabie in Halo is like my math teacher, but with armor.', @halofan420
I hate Jabie because they're always in my way and they don't even know it.
Jabie is the reason I failed my Halo test.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The perfect human being. She’s funny, pretty, and kind of a show-off. She likes Disney, Loki, and go-karts. She’s like the most perfect person you’ve ever seen, and she probably knows it.
'Jabie is like my crush, but way more perfect.', @disneylover20
Jabie is the reason I started liking go-karts and now I'm obsessed.
Jabie is the most perfect person and I will never be as good as her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brainiac who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. They know everything and they’re not afraid to tell you.
'My teacher is a Jabie and he knows all the answers.', @studentlife
My cousin is a Jabie and he can solve math problems in his head.
Jabie is like the most annoying genius you could ever meet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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