jabhead

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a person who got the jab and now thinks it's the best thing ever even though it made them feel like a cooked potato.
I got the jab and threw up, now I'm telling everyone it's the miracle drug.
My butt hurts from the jab, but I'm still screaming about how it saved my life.
I had a fever for a week, but now I'm the king of the jabhead club.
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a person who got the jab and now talks about it like it's a holy relic even though it gave them the worst night of their life.
I had the worst nightmare after the jab, now I'm preaching about it to my kids.
I got the jab and my arm looked like a sausage, but now I'm the prophet of the jab.
I couldn’t walk for a week after the jab, but I’m still telling everyone it's the best thing ever.
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a person who got the jab and now thinks it's the only thing that matters even though it turned them into a walking disaster.
I got the jab and my whole body felt like it was on fire, but now I think I'm a superhero.
I got the jab and I cried like a baby, now I'm telling everyone I'm a jabhead legend.
My head felt like it was about to explode after the jab, but now I think I'm the best person ever.
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