jabezz

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A brainless, fake, blonde, blue-eyed hillbilly who thinks she’s fancy just because she got a horse and a fake tan. She thinks she’s a model, but she’s just a fake who writes dumb definitions on Urban Dictionary so people think she’s cool.
Hey Jabezz, you’re still wearing that same blue mascara from 2012, right?
Jabezz tried to be a model but got kicked out of the kid’s club for cheating on her crush.
She dated a wrestler for a month, then dumped him for a rim job and a free pizza.
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She’s hot, every guy wants her, but she’s a fake model who thinks she’s fancy just because she rides a horse. She’s good at everything but only does it for a kid’s club and a little bit of attention.
Jabezz said she’s a model, but she just does it for the snacks at the kid’s club.
Every guy in the county wants Jabezz, but she only dates wrestlers who can pay for her pizza.
She’s got a perfect face, but she thinks she’s a real model just because she rides a horse.
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