jabeya

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A Jabeya is a wimp who talks big but hides behind a wall of bad fashion. They give you good advice but only after you beg them. They’re like a broken toaster, not ugly, just not working right.

Hey, Jabeya, why’d you tell me to eat my feelings? I’m still hungry.

You said I’d look cool in that outfit. I look like a drowned raccoon.

You told me to be brave. Then you hid behind a tree.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Jabeya is someone who thinks they’re the main character but never gets a speaking role. They always say the right thing but only when no one’s looking. They’re like a sneaky ghost, you don’t notice them until you need them.

You gave me the best advice ever, but I had to ask 3 times.

You were there the whole time but I thought I was alone.

You said I’d win the game, and I lost.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A Jabeya is a backstabber who won’t stab you. They’ll just give you advice and walk away. They’re like a weak pizza, not bad, just not impressive.

You said I’d be fine. Then you left me with the worst group ever.

You told me to take the shot. Then you took the shot and got it wrong.

You gave me tips, then you got stuck in the elevator.

by Slangipedia 2d ago