jabeta

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A totally awesome, totally cool, totally awesome guy who looks like he just stepped out of a bar fight and still has his shirt on.
Jabeta just showed up to the party and immediately started a fight with the DJ.
My cousin is a jabeta and he once ate a whole pizza by himself in 2 minutes.
Jabeta walked into the room and everyone got quiet like they were scared.
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A guy so cool he makes your mom look like a bad grade school report card.
Jabeta showed up to the gym and the weights bowed to him.
My neighbor is a jabeta and he once yelled at a squirrel.
Jabeta walked into the room and the internet crashed.
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A guy so cool he could make a dog jealous and still have time to throw a football.
Jabeta came to the party and the music stopped for him.
My uncle is a jabeta and he once wrestled a bear with his bare hands.
Jabeta walked into the room and the sun went behind a cloud.
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