jabesh

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The most amazing guy ever who’s so hot he makes your brain shut down and laughs at your dumb jokes while still being super smart.

I saw jabesh in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.

My friend texted me and said jabesh just made a joke about my mom and I died.

I asked jabesh for help with math and he solved it in 10 seconds and called me a ‘math dummy’.

The guy who is so cool he could be a superhero and still would make fun of you for wearing mismatched socks.

Jabesh walked into class and the whole school shut up.

I tried to impress jabesh with my cool new shoes and he said they looked like ‘foot explosions’.

Jabesh told my crush I was ‘a total disaster’ and now they’re dating.

The guy who’s so smart he could pass a test blindfolded and still laugh at your terrible puns.

Jabesh aced the test and called me ‘a human mistake’.

I told jabesh a pun about pizza and he laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

Jabesh explained calculus to me and I still don’t get it, but I’m not mad.